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[Bridge Kids: Good Fellas]

For the brief few seconds between his initial reaction and everything else that followed, I genuinely believed Fugger's response would center around Moe's comment about being "dead in a shallow grave" and result in a similar misconception which he had back in Killer Bars. Maybe leading to some kind of payoff to the mobster persona he's been putting on all episode.

Holy shit, that breakdown was so out of pocket it's borderline Shakespearean.

[An Overlord's Day - Technofeudalism 2040]

I couldn't help but notice that despite all the injections, augmentations, net worth and unfathomable human suffering garnered to achieve a peak Adonis-esque form, he unfortunately still suffers from the same Small Penis Syndrome™ that plagues many a megalomaniacal and insecure authoritarian types. Somewhat ironic for a follower of an amalgam ideology that vaguely sounds like the word "testicle".

AI will fix it though trust the stocks

vezanmatics responds:

Neuro-gulag for you, his dingdong is big and it is there, it is 4th dimensional and beyond the ability of mere mortals to perceive. TRUST

[Bridge Kids: One Man's Trash]

I was fully expecting Fugger to go for that newspaper instead of the rabbit due to his ineptitude, though the outcome for the rest of the episode likely wouldn't have been much different. At least he finally obtained the things an alpha male like him has wanted throughout the series thus far - a sweet hickey, a sweeter battle scar, notoriety from the entertained masses and a reason to buy a $10,000 motorized wheelchair.

I hope in future's time we'll also see Skid and Moe's encounter with Randy the Omnipresent Viewer and the kid whose face made Moe want to vomit.

[THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN]

This feels like the final iteration of a timeloop where the inciting paradox sort of just dissipates but doesn't actually resolve any temporal consequences created from chronological meddling and countless hundreds of loops, and so everyone and everything is just forced to carry on as their current iterations.

That child is totally meant to be the carriage baby whom the businessman brutally murdered with a hammer.

[Bridge Kids: Stranger Danger]

I'm starting to suspect Fugger may not be as intelligent as once previously thought.

He opted to waste time going outside to check in on dismembered dumpster bodies, harass small children at the playground and receive a face full of mace - all for the sake one kid who really only had a 50/50 chance of still being alive. I mean he WAS still alive, but that's still a hefty gamble to take for potentially wasting your day on a wild goose chase. A real intellectual would've went straight home after finding the murder instruments, and let the memory of Marc Anthony eventually snuff out and fade into the sands of time instead of trying to find a replacement brother. Now he's got potential eye damage AND potential lawsuits!

Also he forgot the Golden Rule of adding numbers after a desired username should it already be taken. Now the potential of YourSistersBF69 is forever lost to the ether.

[Bridge Kids: The Birthday Boy]

Amazing callback to the lorebomb reveals in Killer Bars. I'm glad that Fugger still treats the concept of needless and hypothetical violence as seriously as his dental health.
What a guy to aspire to be.