I'm starting to suspect Fugger may not be as intelligent as once previously thought.

He opted to waste time going outside to check in on dismembered dumpster bodies, harass small children at the playground and receive a face full of mace - all for the sake one kid who really only had a 50/50 chance of still being alive. I mean he WAS still alive, but that's still a hefty gamble to take for potentially wasting your day on a wild goose chase. A real intellectual would've went straight home after finding the murder instruments, and let the memory of Marc Anthony eventually snuff out and fade into the sands of time instead of trying to find a replacement brother. Now he's got potential eye damage AND potential lawsuits!

Also he forgot the Golden Rule of adding numbers after a desired username should it already be taken. Now the potential of YourSistersBF69 is forever lost to the ether.

Amazing callback to the lorebomb reveals in Killer Bars. I'm glad that Fugger still treats the concept of needless and hypothetical violence as seriously as his dental health.
What a guy to aspire to be.